Pete Davidson Is Annoyed That Ariana Grande Said He Has A Big Peen
Oh wait...they are? Oh damn ok.
According to People magazine Pete is using his breakup for comedy fodder and is using ~intimate~ details in his latest stand up routine.
He allegedly told a crowd at Tarrytown Music Hall in NYC, "I don't like that she talked all that sh*t for my penis. Everything is huge to her. Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my dick for the rest of my life is disappointed."
You of course would all remember back during happier days, Ari had some BIG things to say about her then fiance's peen.
— Jaya ♡ (@JayaHampton) June 22, 2018
"Like 10 inches? …oh f--k…I mean…like a lil over a minute," she wrote on Twitter.
Eeeee just a gentle reminder, kids, the internet is forever.