Ben Affleck has most likely been boning the nanny
There are a lot of things in this world that we don't understand but one of the more blindingly obvious ones is why on earth to celebrity wives CONTINUE TO HIRE HOT NANNY'S???!!!!
It's like they've never switched on the TV or read a gossip column or been anywhere near the internet or Jude Law. The harsh truth is that if things get tough in marriageville and your husband has a wandering eye they WILL head for the closest female and that female is the nanny.
In news that is equal parts upsetting and equal parts not-shocking-at-all, multiple media outlets report that Ben Affleck has been dating Christine Ouzounian who was once the nanny to his three children but is now no longer employed due to obvious reasons.
— Mirror Celeb (@MirrorCeleb) July 29, 2015
E! News reports that Ben and Christine were bumping uglies together in the Bahamas, a family holiday he took with Jennifer and the kids post-divorce announcement. Damn son, that's some cold-hearted shit.
Capturan a Ben Affleck –con su anillo de bodas- y Jennifer Garner en un momento de silencio muy frío en las Bahamas pic.twitter.com/hA6wTVLnwI
— Revista Ronda (@RevistaRonda) July 10, 2015
Not suprisingly Jen signed off on her walking papers and said "Bye Felicia" to Christine shortly thereafter.
The messiness does not stop there, apparently Christine thinks her and Ben are for reals in love with sources spilling the beans to E!.
“…Eventually she couldn’t contain her excitement and spilled the beans that she was dating Ben Affleck…she told her friends she was completely in love with him. Ben told Christine things that led her to believe they were going to be fully together. Over the course of the last few months, their relationship became very real and serious to Christine," said the source.
Ugh this is all such a sad cliche and we wish it weren't so...we were really holding out for a Bennifer reunion but he's just really screwed himself on this one, Jen is a gone girl now (sorry, had to).