You Can't Un-See Ben Affleck's Massive Back Tattoo
Ever get a tattoo that you instantly regretted?
Well if you can't afford laser removal like us, try doing the Ben Affleck: Telling people it's fake and that it was just temporary for work.
Ben Affleck definitely knows all the words to at least one Limp Bizkit song that wasn't a radio single pic.twitter.com/ctQsG6kFOP
— Britt Hayes (@MissBrittHayes) March 20, 2018
Two years ago, Ben's phoenix tatt rose from the ashes (lol), making headlines everywhere about its size, its use of way too many colours, and its all out; aesthetically UN-pleasing form.
But Affleck clapped back, telling people it was fake, and that it was only temporary while he was filming Justice League.
Well cut to this week, Affleck was spotted shirtless in Hawaii sporting the same fkn tattoo, and our eyes our burning just as much as when we first locked gaze with this deranged masterpiece.
Jennifer Garner on Ben Affleck's enormous back tattoo: "You know what we would say in my hometown about that? 'Bless his heart. A phoenix rising from the ashes. Am I the ashes in this scenario? I take umbrage. I refuse to be the ashes," https://t.co/sEoZwA8Kas pic.twitter.com/oe7Gq5oK3J
— Jay Jayson (@JayJayson111) March 20, 2018
Twitter went wild, calling out the star for being so ashamed of how universally ugly his ink was that he had to lie about it being permanent for the rest of his life.
I’m 90% sure I saw Ben Affleck’s back tattoo airbrushed on the side of a van in my High School parking lot in 1988. https://t.co/iIDuw1tXA3
— EducatédHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) March 19, 2018
The weirdest part of the Ben Affleck back tattoo is that he lied saying it was for a role AND THOUGHT WE WOULDNT FIND OUT
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 19, 2018
If you like Ben Affleck's back tattoo you are going to love his butt tattoo. It's tortilla chips on one cheek, and queso on the other, and when he flexes, it looks like the chips are dipping in the cheese.
— Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) March 20, 2018
I’m 90% sure I saw Ben Affleck’s back tattoo airbrushed on the side of a van in my High School parking lot in 1988. https://t.co/iIDuw1tXA3
— EducatédHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) March 19, 2018
Come on Ben, just own it ! We've all got tattoos we regret. Granted, ours are a lot smaller and not as visible... but still! Be a phoenix and rise to the decision.
Could this be why things didn't work out with ex Jennifer Garner? Or is he conveniently just filming Justice League again?