Obviously Gay, But Might Shag Madonna
French fashion designer Jean Paul Gaultier has admitted that despite finding vaginas as attractive as last week's dinner, he'd do Madonna.
Allegedly the designer of Madge's famous golden conical bra proposed to her at some distant point in their long friendly past. However, it's unclear whether Jean-Paul was interested in long-term commitment or just wanted to get into her pants, because showing a strangely hetero one-track-mindedness, he followed his comment about the proposal with:
"If she'd said yes, I would have had sex with her. Many gay men would."
This may go some way to explaining our article of several days ago: "Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F&%k It, Says Britney. Because Madonna was recently voted Number Four in Maxim's Unsexiest Women Alive poll. And at that time, we speculated there was a clear discrepancy between the sexy assessments of guys and girls.
But, does this now mean that gay men might also be tempted by Sarah Jessica Parker or Sandra Oh? And what about Jessica Biel would she likewise be attracted if Cleo, for example, did an Unsexiest Man Alive top five (see Jessica Biel And The Lesbian Bum Squeeze)?
Still, given Justin Timberlake's latest publicized bad behaviour while out and about in Australia, the answer's probably staring us right in the face. There's no need to speculate about whether she would date the Unsexiest Man Alive. Girls may like hot guys, ugly guys or guys that remind them of their dads (what are those girls of the Playboy Mansion thinking?!), but they definitely don't like wankers. And so poor Jess probably already is.