WATCH: Cardi B Told Vogue Her Guilty Pleasure Is Sucking Back A Whiff Of Her Own Farts
Cardi B truly has a way with words. Modern poetry.
The rapper recently appeared in Vogue’s 73 Questions series and was asked what her guilty pleasure was.
“Smelling my farts.”
AND she made such confessions on camera in her grandmother’s house – it’s honestly all too perfect.
Look, we want to say it was unexpected but Cardi has been on record in the past saying she loves a good sniff of her bodily functions (that’s right, she’s mentioned this on more than one occasion).
I need y'all to pray for me ,nothing wrong with me I just be smelling my own farts 😂😂
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) May 10, 2017
I don't understand why my farts smells like beef jerky and I haven't ate beef in 4 days🤔How does that work broo
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) June 5, 2017
Huh, if all farts smelled like beef jerky, her point would probably be more popular.
Although if we had to put money on the parfum of Cardi’s gas, we don't think jerky would be at the top of our list… maybe champagne or the New York subway would be up there… can’t say we’ve given it all that much thought in the past to be honest.
Interestingly, the actual word ‘farts’ was bleeped in the video! That’s right people, saying the word ‘fart’ in the house of Vogue is pure blasphemy. Be warned. Get a whiff of it here (around 11:50):
All up though, it’s a pretty good video: not too opulent like a lot of their series and features her napping daughter Kulture Kiari. Plus, for a lot of it, Cardi is actually pretty chill and candid.
We can’t get enough of Cardi’s unfiltered mouth (and wind?) and we hope she comes on as a guest editor in the not too distant future.
- Tait McGregor
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