Cardi B's Interview On Jimmy Fallon Is One Of The Greatest Things You'll Ever See
Cardi B is having a great year, but an exceptionally fantastic December. She stole the show in G-Eazy's "No Limit" video, made chart history again with "Motorsport," and gave her fiancée Offset the birthday of a lifetime. To cap 2017 off, Cardi B went on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and left the late-night host speechless.
In Jimmy's defense, meeting Cardi B seems like a whirlwind. At various points, the Bronx rapper proved that she might have a future running The Tonight Show by the number of times she stole the spotlight from Fallon. Throughout the conversation, Cardi discussed her Grammy nomination, getting engaged, and a myriad of other topics. So instead of focusing on one quote, just read the best ones out of context — the way God intended Cardi B content to be consumed.
"DON'T GET TOO CLOSE, BECAUSE I AIN'T PUT NO LOTION ON MY HAND. IT'S WINTER TIME."
"[OFFSET] ALWAYS USED TO TELL ME, LIKE, 'I'M GONNA MARRY YOU' ... IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO."
"I KNOW [OFFSET] WAS GON' GIVE ME A VERY EXPENSIVE GIFT BECAUSE HE WASN'T THERE FOR MY BIRTHDAY, BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS GON' GIVE ME, LIKE, A WATCH OR SOMETHING. BUT HE JUST WENT OUT OF HIS WAY. OK?!" *MAKES BIRD CHIRP*
"YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING? I ALREADY FEEL LIKE A WINNER, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE, I NEVER THOUGHT ME. YEAH, LIKE, I ALREADY WON, WHAT'S GOOD?"
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