Here's Every Emotion You've Ever Felt During The Boxing Day Sales
You wake up full of the joy and excitement of sale day. Even though you definitely don't need them because you a) have no money and b) haven't got an apartment, you are going to head in for the early morning whitegoods queue-up. It's part of the EXPERIENCE!
Okay.... there's more people here than you expected and that lady just quietly elbowed you four times to try and get you out of the queue. But still! SALES.
Doors open and OMFG IS THIS REAL LIFE you just saw a little old lady be borderline trampled by crazed shoppers. You're bailing on this insanity. Time for a coffee and regrouping.
You and your squad (LOL who shops alone) sit down at a cafe, pull out a shopping centre map, and plan out your attack. Obviously the department stores first, they always go the most HAM with the discounts.
All doors open, and you're running! You also maybe pushed someone into a wall of clothes to get at the sale shoes. It's ok. It was a soft landing.
Wow you don't remember it being this intense. There's four other people rifling through the same rack of swimsuits as you! The panic sets in - what if one of THEM wants the size 10 bikini!?
WTF SLOW WALKERS WHY ARE YOU HERE ON BOXING SALE DAY DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING THERE IS NO TIME FOR YOUR BULLSH*T HERE
You're hungry, but you're not weak. You're not a quitter. STOPPING IS FOR LOSERS.
Just a quick kebab. Just a quick one and you'll eat it while you walk.
Nope. No. You are not coping. It's definitely time to quit the game, but you still haven't bought new activewear. And when is there ever a better time to spend $$ on activewear, than in sales where it's 50% off! You can rally. You know you can.
You're cooked. You've officially cracked it and you find yourself barging into people just to get some of your internal rage out.
THANK F*CK IT'S OVER. You're about to cry, but you can finally feel accomplished, having found sneakers at 70% off.
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