What Drake Song Are You Based On Your Zodiac?
Considering I spent the last couple weeks frothing at the mouth in anticipation of Drake’s recently announced Sydney tour, it’s safe to say that I have October’s Very Own on my mind.
It’s not unusual, because there are two things I can’t speak about enough; Drake and astrology. Both deliver me content on the regular, and both contribute to my grandiose sense of self worth.
My first ingenius idea in a long while was to combine these two treats to create something spectacular, so I’m doing just that. Keep reading to see which Drake song is best suited to your zodiac.
Aries – All Me
Uncompromisingly confident and known to boast, Aries are one of the few signs happy to compliment themselves instead of seeking it from others. They’re fluent in bragging and see no reason not to toot their own horn.
In this underrated track, Drake belts out a classic Ram anthem, “Got everything, I got everything. I cannot complain, I cannot. I don’t even know how much I really made, I forgot, it’s a lot.” The cherry on top is this line “No help, that’s all me. Stay true, that’s all me”. If you know an Aries, then you know this is so true.
Taurus – Hold On, We’re Going Home
Stubbornness is a solid characteristic of a Taurus, however some of their key strengths that aren’t spoken about enough IMHO. They’re often reliable, practical, stable and responsible, so what’s not to love? Your Taurus mate definitely knows when to hold ‘em, when to fold ‘em and when to throw in the towel and leave the (hypothetical) party.
In love, the Bull is compromising, and possessive which sounds spooky to me, but alas, the lyrics in this track like "I can’t get over you, you left your mark on me. I want your hot love and emotion endlessly" should mean something to you.
Gemini – Energy
As a fire sign, I have so much time for my Gemini family – however, that’s definitely not the general consensus. Don’t take this personal, but the hook of this track has got to be your life. If you’re not familiar, here it is: “I got enemies, got a lot of enemies. Got a lot of people trying to drain me of my energy”.
People love to roast you and call you two-faced, however any Gemini (and Gemini sympathiser) knows that you’re just expressive and quick witted. Your objectivity is often misinterpreted as having two personalities in one, and while people stress out about which ‘you’ they’ll face, you have no time to entertain the hate.
Cancer – Hotline Bling
While you sweet crabs are loved for your imagination, dedication and deep emotions, these feelings can manifest negatively if you don’t feel secure in a relationship. When this happens, you quickly wig out and become temporarily pessimistic, suspicious and over-sensitive. Does this sound familiar?
Hotline Bling tells the tale of Drake who is suss on a girl he used to date on and off. Whenever she’s not with him, he begins to question the root of her interest. “I know when that hotline bling, that could only mean one thing”. Is she just using him? Does he even like her? These is a lot for anyone to go through, but especially heavy for a Cancer.
Leo – The Motto
If there’s any sign who loves themselves to an enviable degree, it’s a Leo. Those who can stand you would say you’re confident, ambitious and loyal, but the ones you’ve unknowingly wronged would say otherwise. Words like pretentious and vain come to mind, and if that’s the case, Drake’s track The Motto is completely your shit.
I mean, if the intense marching band beat wasn’t enough to say “look at me”, then it’s got to be the opening lyrics. With the confidence of 1000 humans, Drake belts, “I’m the fuckin’ man. Y’all don’t get it, do you?”
Virgo – Fake Love
There’s no doubt that our Virgo mates have a natural ability for keeping order and structure. Finer details and analytics are their kink, which is cute if you and your maiden mate are on the same page, but rest assured if you’re not, they’ll know. They’re next level methodical to ensure nothing gets left to chance and no side eyes go unnoticed.
Drake knows the struggle to the tee. In Fake Love he croons, “something ain’t right when we talkin’, it looks like you’re hiding your problems”. Welp. If I could give you a piece of advice, don’t hide ANYTHING from a Virgo. They’ll find out and I’m telling you, you don’t want the drama.
Libra – One Dance
So balanced, so measured – it must be hard for Libra folk to live up to their symbolism. When they’re at their best they’re cooperative, diplomatic, social and gracious. However, their incessant need for harmony may result in chronic indecision and a next level dose of selflessness to ensure all interactions are drama-free.
“Strength and guidance is all that I’m wishing for my friends”, is such a sweet line, but don’t get it twisted. Libra’s are classic clingers, and Drake gets this. You know the drill people “As soon as you see the text, reply me”.
Scorpio – Controlla
Arguably the most sultry of the bunch, it’s fitting that one of Drake’s sexiest track is awarded to this spicy lot. While our Scorpion friends are loyal and passionate, some might say they’ve earned their reputation as being jealous, obsessive and manipulative. A classic relationship with this sign can be described as “complicated”.
Doing the most is their forte, as heard in Controlla when Drake says “I think I’d lie for you, I think I’d die for you, I’ll do things when you want me to”. That coupled by the hectic innuendo that follows is the Scorpio lifestyle in a nutshell.
Sagittarius – Best I Ever Had
As Drizzy says, “you the fuckin' best, you the fuckin' best, you’re the best I ever had, best I ever had”.
Known for their adventurous, independent and fearless temperament, Sags are notorious for their unyielding confidence. Some might say that this personality trait is a no-no, but look, different strokes for different folks. Being the life of the party, having adoring eyes on them at all times is so standard. You can count on a Drake stan of this sign to sing this track with pride as they sashay away, leaving broken hearts in their wake. Extra points because Best I Ever Had is one of Drake’s best tracks.
Capricorn – Started From The Bottom
Fear not, this is not a Capricorn diss, their symbol is a literal GOAT which translates in many circles as the Greatest Of All Time. They’re responsible, disciplined, have an insane amount of self control and best of all, they’re pragmatic. It’s a hectic skill to fully grasp the concept of patience, but fortunately Capricorns have it down pat.
“Started from the bottom, now we’re here” is the ultimate anthem for the meticulous. Slow and steady wins the race.
Aquarius – Marvin’s Room
While the standard Aquarius trait is being witty and clever, they take the cake for being gentle, yet vague and aloof. What do you really feel, my water homies? In the song, a drunk-Drake calls up an old flame while he’s in a club and vents his feelings of loneliness, reminiscing on the times they had, and trying to get her to leave her new man. “I’m just saying you can do better …”
Alluding to how you might feel as opposed to being explicit is so on brand for this sign. Running from emotional expression is a powerful defense mechanism that most can understand, and Drake hit the nail on the head with this track.
Pisces – Take Care
Our fishy friends are ultimately one of the most selfless signs, more willing to help out a mate without expecting anything back, but this gets pretty old for those on the receiving end. With people often wishing that Pisces would take care of themselves first.
If this hook doesn’t break your heart, then I don’t know what will. “I know you’ve been hurt by someone else. I can tell by the way, you carry yourself. If you let me, here’s what I’ll, I’ll take care of you.
And that’s the Drake horoscopes done. Let me tell you, I’m emotionally exhausted and it has just occurred to me that this is how Drizzy must feel all the time.
- Lillian "Flexmami" Ahenkan.
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