Eminem Slams Celebs!
Guess who’s back?
Whether he’s defying his critics or slamming celebrities, Eminem always does a fine job of raising heckles, so Hollywood had better buckle up because if his first single is anything to go by, the rapper is not holding back!
In his latest release ‘We Made You’ from his fourth coming album ‘Relapse’, the provocative rapper mercifully nails the dysfunctional world of Hollywood’s populace – with wickedly hilarious results.
While the video features predictable impersonations including the head shaving Brit Brit and a spaced out Amy Winehouse (who consequently declined a request to collaborate on a track with Em) the once ‘retired’ rapper also takes stabs at Brett Michaels (aka the blonde cowboy from Poison) and a rather curvaceous Jessica Simpson who washes a red Cadillac dirty style as she chows down on a Big Mac, as Eminem portrays her NFL boyfriend Tony Romo.
Next up Kim Kardashian cops a bit of flack about the size of her, er voluptuous behind. And what would a celeb bashing be without a few lines on LaLa Land’s most dysfunctional (and now defunct) relationship aka Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Ronson? Eminem attempts to woo Linds back to the other side of the fence with these lyrics:
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see it when I come in girl!
Careful what you wish for Em! Li Lo’s recently documented tantrums makes you’re ex Kim look certifiably sane...
Even Star Trek and Transformers play a bit of mayhem within the video. Eminem plays the devious giant eared Spock who sneaks in on Jessica Alba in the shower and fights evil alien Womyn, while Dr Dre (who produced the upcoming album) plays Captain Kirk. Creative!
In other Em news, the rapper has been confirmed he will be performing at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards; filmed live from the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California.
Eminem won't be the only performer taking the stage at the Movie Awards — last year, Coldplay and the Pussycat Dolls had the honors — but MTV.com isn’t ready to reveal who will be joining him on May 31 just yet, so stay tuned!
Tune in for the show Monday 1st June at 4pm, then again at 7.30pm! Eminem’s latest album ‘Relapse’ will hit stores in May.
Eminem leaves us with these final words:
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whoo
Keep it coming Eminem cause we loves it!