- It's Wicked And Disgusting... This Month's Shows

When the weather in May and June starts to get notoriously crap, it's a stroke of luck that MTV heats up like it does. This month promises to be a scorcher, with a whole host of awesome new shows set to burn your retinas.

Premiering on the 27th of this month is That's Amore! If you've seen the previews, you'll already be sweaty, as the program follows the trials and musings of Tila Tequila's adorable Dominico while he tries his best to find a girl to bring home to his Italian mamma. Take the passion of the Maserati; combine it with the cheese of a Quatro Fromaggio pizza and the physical height of a moped; add twenty honeys in a Hummer; and you're coming some way to capturing the delicacies in store. Delicioso!

June also sees the launch of the wickedly disgusting Fur TV. It's muppets on mushrooms, and we predict huge backlash. Be the first to squiz it! It starts on Thursday 5th June at 8.30pm ...and make sure you put your little siblings to bed.

Finally there are the premieres of Dirty Sanchez Series 4, and Cribs UK. It's the stuff you love, in the setting's you're yet to discover. All in all, it's a great month for settling back and watching other people take the punches.

MTV in May and June - tune in.