People Are Going Crazy Over Kim & Kanye's Weird Sink
Kim Kardashian recently opened up in a wide-ranging Vogue cover story, which explained her dreams of become a criminal lawyer.
Of course, the internet is the internet, and after commenting on that revelation for a second, attention turned to an accompanying video of a tour of Kim and Kanye's house - and in particular their weird sink.
can someone PLEASE explain the sinks at kim & kanye's house pic.twitter.com/bFqi1fpNkl
— secular celiac sicily (@djcoochnbooch) April 11, 2019
I don’t have this, but I can explain my knock-off model. Basically, it works by tipping over a glass of water and pouring it all over the countertop.
— Bette Says (@suckitcrawford) April 13, 2019
It’s absorbent marble stone.
— marlonmarshawn👨🏾🎨 (@marlonmarshawn) April 11, 2019
One early theory seemed sound, that it was simply covered over, with the two black holes being to lift the cover should you need to use it.
Alas, as is often the case, the correct explanation is also the most simple: it's just on a slant, with a narrow chute-leading to a sinkhole some ten inches from the tap. Gravity!
Sink is a concave conical engraving into the marble with a drainage hole about 10 inches from the faucet. You can see the drainage. It's like a slide that gets more narrow as it approaches the drain.
— M (@snarksmcd) April 13, 2019
Well, that's an anticlimax. We still prefer to believe it's a magic sink...