Gaze In Child-Like Wonder At Kris Jenner's Ridonkulously OTT Chrissy Decorations
Y’know when you’re growing up and there’s always that one crazy house in town that goes seriously OTT with Christmas decorations, and it’s kind of a tradition to go and marvel at it every year and wonder what their electricity bill must be like?
If you live near the Kardashians, it turns out that house belongs to Kris Jenner.
Christmas should probably be renamed as Krismas in honour of the momager’s decoration efforts for 2017, as Kim Kardashian unveiled her mum's epic efforts on Instagram last night while taking her children, North and Saint, to check out Grandma’s grotto.
While showing off the amazing entrance of Kris’s home, which features a waterfall on the driveway and a pathway covered in giant nutcrackers and rainbow fairy lights, Kim said: “My favourite thing to do is drive around the town and show my kids all the Christmas tree lights.
"They haven’t seen my mom’s house decorated yet.”
Once inside, Kim showed off the sights that guests are greeted with when they walk into Casa Kris Jenner, which include giant fluffy stockings and two robotic white reindeers that hang out on either side of the grand fireplace.
She's basically redefining what it means to be extra at Christmas, and we would't want to see anything else.
Kim explained that, while there’s normally a GIANT tree in the centre of Kris's black and white checkerboard hallway, this year she's opted for a selection of slightly smaller ones instead to turn the place into a real winter wonderland.
You might also spot the rainbow fairylights winding all the way up the fancy banisters... Oh, and there’s the small, understated detail of a GIANT red polar bear which takes pride of place in the entrance hall.
So next time your mum complains that a bit of tinsel, some fairy lights on the front door and a light up reindeer on the doorstep is all a bit much, just show her these and tell her you're gonna ask Kris Jenner to adopt you.
Happy Kardashian Christmas, everyone.
- Lucy Wood