When it comes to Lady Gaga’s personal style, we at MTV.com.au like to think we’re pretty un-shockable - but that was until we spotted her latest new accessory.
We barely raised an eyebrow at the exploding bustier, the Kermit jacket or the ice cream cone hair, but we must admit we spluttered on our morning muesli at the, um… willy.
Yup, you read that right.
New footage of the singer playing the recent Glastonbury festival has popped up on the internet and in one provocative move - which is accompanied by an up-the-skirt shot (don’t you just love amateur film makers?) - it appears as if Lady is rocking much more in her undies than she should be.
Of course, it could just be that Gaga got her knickers in a twist and it resulted in an unsightly bulge - but that hasn’t stopped the rumour mill claiming the singer is an hermaphrodite, AKA a person with both sets of genitals.
One US gossip site quoted the singer as saying: "Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It's just a little bit of a penis and really doesn't interfere much with my life… I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot. I have both a poon and a peener.. Big f***ing deal."
However, Gaga’s management team has flat-out denied the story and the quote, commenting: “This is completely ridiculous.”
Case closed, right?
Well, that was until the ’Let’s Dance’ lady added another twist to the tale of the puzzling trouser-pudding via her Twitter.
After she performed in Japan on Sunday night, she wrote: “Love you Japan! Pokerface just went #1! Thanku!!. My show was so good last night. I just had to go home and suck my own hermie d*ck, suckka.”
In other news from GaGa-ville, the singer has been approached to pose naked for animal charity, PETA – so we guess if she signs up we’ll get our answer once and for all…
Watch this space… And watch the clip, here.
What do you think? Is 'Lady' rockin' a little extra in those oh-so-tight latex pants? Or has she found another way to stay front-and-centre in world media?
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