Lindsay Gets Engagement Ring From Daddy
After 63 days in Utah's Cirque Lodge Rehabilitation Facility, Lindsay Lohan was yesterday a free woman and in possession of a diamond ring one that daddy bought her. Demonstrating a resilience only experienced by fucked up little rich girls, it was allegedly a tender departure, as Lindsay hugged her fellow recovering drug-buddies farewell, smoked a cigarette, and rode off into the sunset.
The ring caused a stir when her daddy, Michael Lohan, was spotted buying it in a jewellery store. When asked if it was for his girlfriend Erin, he quickly clarified "not yet", but rather that it was to congratulate Lindsay on a successful stay. With daddies like these, everyone needs a good dose of rehab.
Surprisingly, Lindsay is also planning to start work next Monday on the set of her new film, "Dare To Love Me". Surprising; not because she's recently got out of rehab, but because it's surprising that anyone cares enough to watch her anymore.
But in any event, it's unlikely that Lindsay will be getting much-needed party publicity any time soon she's got to go back for outpatient care in Utah in two weeks. And that's about ten times more likely to prevent her from having a good time as those ugly alcohol ankle contraptions.