After Only Two Episodes The Cast Of Love Island Are Already Losing Their Sh*t
Love Island, the new Sophie Monk-hosted dating reality show, promised fans sun, bronzed nakey bodies and sex.
Hell, the promo had a bunch of raunchy models getting naked on a plane for god’s sake.
But, after only 2 episodes it’s becoming increasingly apparent that we’re probably going to get less of that and more incredibly attractive but insanely insecure mildly Instagram-famous singles scrambling to turn a fleeting, flirtatious moment into a long term relo.
In a show that encourages contestants to couple up and exiles singles, the poor things are digging deep for a decent connection and many are veering dangerously close into stage 5 clinger territory.
Cassidy, who has supposedly partied with Justin Bieber, was the first to break out the tissues as she saw her partner, Grant, talk to Kardashian look-a-like Tayla.
And now, we have poor Justin, copping a roasting on the ol’ Twitter after his emotional diary room breakdown during ep 2.
The incredibly fit international male model (*said in Zoolander voice*) had a little teary when he overheard Tayla tell Grant that he had 24 hours to ditch his current girlfriend, Cassidy, for her.
Keeping up? *Wipes brow*
"The person that I have been interested in is Tayla. I have confronted her and told her that I like her," he said. "I just feel like that just made me feel a bit s**t."
"I am here to try to find someone,' he added, sobbing. "I feel like I was really close to someone and it didn't work out and I have to just let that one go... love isn't easy!"
During the episode, fans took to Twitter to remark on Justin's surprising emotional display especially as, HE'S ONLY KNOWN HER FOR 2 DAYS.
Fans delivered the goods:
Did that dude just cry after 24 hrs bahahahahaha #LoveIslandAU
— Karl James (@karljamesmunce) May 28, 2018
Bro... you spoke to her for two minutes 😂😂😂 #LoveIslandAU
— Pedro Cuccovillo(@pedrocuzz) May 28, 2018
justinis so dramatic fuck has a girl never rejected him before what is thissssssss#LoveIslandAU
— Fatima Sabdia(@fatima_sabdia) May 28, 2018
ifeel awful for laughing but it’s been 3 days.. come on #LoveIslandAU
— . (@GUCCIGRXND3) May 28, 2018
Mate you’ve been in here 48 hours. I’ve had leftover Chinese takeaway food that’s lasted longer than this relationship. #LoveIslandAU
— Gemma Watts (@gemkwatts) May 28, 2018
We mean we can all relate to a bit of second date psycho, but this is next lev.
Having said that, if these contestants are willing to showcase that kind of ~passion~ in front of the whole of Australia, then boy oh boy we are here for it.
Bring on the rest of the series.
- Wade Sellers.
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