Matt Damon now has a ponytail and we want to do baaaad things to it
If you were any sort of impressionable teenager in the 00's chances are you had a crush on Matt Damon at some point. But then he got married and had about 18 kids, and whilst time weathered his face in a real hot George Clooney kinda way and he remained our ultimate beacon for #husbandgoals, he eventually stepped aside and let the young chargers of showbiz take his place on the 'OMFG Hotties of Hollywood' lists.
But yesterday at a press conference for his new film The Great Wall, 44-year-old Damon debuted a luscious man-ponytail and with that he effectively fired a warning shot to the Chris Hemsworth's and the Zac Efron's of Tinseltown, "I'm back bitches."
Feast your eyes on this Claude Van Damn-good hair situation...
He truly looks 15-years younger and we are fully into it. Whilst we're aware that the hipster man-bun thing might be growing tiresome for many, this is man-hair done right and baby he was Jason Bourne this way.
Old mate has been growing his mane for his character in the thriller, The Great Wall, and not to be crass but now we really do wish we were 'f*cking Matt Damon.'