Got Milk? "Saggy Boobs" Jordan Wants More
From the girl who brought you such dubious quotes as "I do like my hair being pulled from time to time; it's like a pair of reins, innit?" and "I don't want to do topless stuff anymore" (yeah, right!), Katie Price, also known as Jordan, has given us another corker quote to smirk at.
In a recent interview with Reveal Magazine, the former Page Three girl has claimed that she's less than happy with what god, the surgeons and 90s greasy washboard Peter Andre gave her vicariously through the kids, and confessed that her breasts have gone saggy. Accordingly, she'd like another boob job. Fair enough. We'd expect nothing less from Katie, a three-time veteran already.
But what made us laugh was that she claimed she wanted them "perked up and made smaller". To induct you into Katie's understanding of "small", she clarified:
"They'll still be big, but not as big, and I'm going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that."
Presumably Ms Price is thinking about the Victoria-Beckham style bolt-ons which are proving popular, even in Oz, for girls wanting to look like they've swallowed two oranges.
But given Katie's previous claim that she "likes protective men, the type who'll put an arm around me so I can be smothered", she may be less than happy with a round hard outcome. You see, Peter Andre's a small little funky junky, and it's likely that while Katie believed she was being smothered by a masculine bicep in the past, it may come as a rude shock to discover it was her two best friends all along.