Heidi’s Playboy Strip
Spencer Pratt has dropped a blue whale-sized hint that his missus Heidi Montag has just got nekid for a ’Playboy’ shoot.
In an exclusive interview with MTV.com he said: "August 15 - hypothetically, if this did happen - you can buy the issue and you can look and see how much Heidi maybe would bare."
Hmm… Wonder what he means?
Devout Christian Heidi, meanwhile, has done nothing to contradict Spence, saying if she had got her kit off for the mag it wouldn’t compromise her religious beliefs because – get this – she is like a 21st century version of the late, great Mother Teresa.
Yes, that’s right, the legendary nun who dedicated her whole life to helping the poor and needy of Calcutta and who was declared a saint by the Pope after her death in 1997.
In what has to be ’The Hills’ star’s biggest gaffe to date, Heidi babbled: "I'm more of a modern Mother Teresa. I would take things with moderation. I think God created the body. I think we're born naked. We die naked. I don't think it's something to be ashamed of. I think the body is a beautiful piece of artwork that God created. I have nothing to be ashamed of."
Somehow we can’t see the Blessed Teresa of Calcutta, to give her her saintly name, putting her name to this one if she were still alive.
Meanwhile, not to be outdone in the smacking-of-people's-gobs stakes, Spencer has been comparing his and Heidi’s popularity with that of the president of the United States’.
In an interview with popular US TV chat show ’The View’ yesterday (Monday, June 15), the rosy-cheeked pitbull blabbed: "Obama is tied with Speidi right now. If we lived in the White House, maybe we'd be number one."
In this instance, can we just not comment?
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