Is Ashton A Twit?
The world of celebrity sure doesn't get any less strange MTVers! Combine one part A-list celebrity couple, one part global phenomenon blogging site, and one part temporary lapse of sanity and beat until fluffy!
The celebrity gossip sites are abuzz with news today, with online bloggers 'braking the story' amongst themselves just 24 hours earlier! Last night Ashton Kutcher, a self-confessed Twitter junkie with just under half a million 'followers' on the site, used his public feed to, er, compliment his wife, the unnaturally gorgeous and ever-youthful Demi Moore.
Shortly after 5am local time, Ashton posted a link to his feed stating that he was relaxing on the couch watching Demi steam his suit in her bikini. "Watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!"
Followers tweeted back that they bet that was quite a sight to see, and Ashton responded "I'm not wearing the bikini she is that's what makes it so glorious".
Egged on by his fans fawning tweets, Ashton decided to treat them all to a sneak peek.
His next post, which simply said "shhh don't tell wifey" included a link to his Twtitter Pic account and a photo of Demi bending over to pick something up, with her crazily toned behind flashing the world in skimpy white bikini briefs.
Demi doesn't appear to have been overly offended by her heart-throb husband's antics, tweeting shortly after: "he is such a sneak and while I was steaming his suit too!"
Frankly, if we looked like Demi at 46, we wouldn't mind either! Never looking better than she does now, a combination of amazing genes, a young husband and extensive surgery seems to keep her in the stratosphere of A-list hotness. Alien conspiracists might appreciate the fact she was born in Roswell, New Mexico, site of the infamous supposed alien landings in the 1940s...draw your own conclusions about her apparent fountain of eternal youth!!
Demi and Ashton are avid Twitterers, finding time away from their glamorous lifestyles on a daily basis to update their blogs, posing philosophical questions and re-affirming on an alarmingly regular basis their love for eachother. Ashton's screen name is APLUSK, with 472,840 followers at last check, and Demi's is the highly subtle MRSKUTCHER with a decent following of 251,218 people.
Mrs Kutcher recently used Twitter to urge a fan with terminal cancer not to spend tens of thousands of dollars having extensive plastic surgery so she could look like her idol. British fan Lisa Connell came to her attention after an article about her appeared in the UK press, saying her dying wish was to have plastic surgery to look like Demi. Hearing the story, a shocked Demi immediately used Twitter to urge her not to proceed with her misguided plans.
Bruce Willis, Moore's ex-husband, remarried on the weekend to a much younger (but apparently not any hotter!) Demi-lookalike maybe this was why Mrs Kutcher was steam-cleaning Ashton's suit?
All the buzz about Ashton's cheeky post doesn't seem to have stopped the couple's twittering. Mrs Kutcher's latest post as we go to press:
"Funny they tried to Punk my husband at customs....the guy couldn't keep a straight face. He was coming up against a professional!"
By Jenny Crabb