Kate Peck’s ‘65th Primetime Emmy Awards’ red carpet wrap!
The time has come for all our favourite small screen stars to hit the carpet, cover up their rude and racy bits, and don elegant and tasteful frocks in celebration of excellence in Television. But first they have to get past MTV VJ Kate Peck and her critical fashion radar!
I hope Joan Rivers arrests this fellow fashion law enforcer! Kelly Osbourne, I expected more. It’s soooo boring! Nice, but boring. Dressed in Jenny Packham, Kelly’s hair looks sweet, I like the fringe, it’s definitely more subtle than we’re used to. And her waist does looks delightfully tiny but that layered fabric up top makes each of her puppies look bigger than her head!
Stepford wives, holler at me! Zooey Deschanel, I am very sorry, but I’m not a fan. I connect with the ‘Hollywood, elegant, classic’ vibe but I feel she is veering away from her inner awesomeness and therefore looks odd in this J. Mendel number. And let’s face it, a floral clutch hasn’t ever done much for anyone…
#BOOM! A dress to end all dresses! Ferocious, feminine, fabulous and fuchsia all come to mind. How can anyone compete with this?! Heidi Klum never lets us down and tonight is no exception. Plus, Versace always makes me smile.
Tina Fey, you are one sassy siren who just seems to get hotter every awards show! Woman has either been busting her butt at the gym or has found some industrial strength Spanks. I can’t fault anything here, the colour is sensational, her boobs look great, her hair is simple and stunning and she has curves to stop traffic. I haven’t seen much halter action of late but she has really bowled me over with this one! Ladies, we be bringin’ back the halter! WHOOP!
Kaley Cuoco, gurl, you be lookin’ like one BANGIN’ babe! This Vera Wang number is stunning, my favourite part being the shear corset adding a glint of sex to the floor length show-stopper. Her smoky eye complements her seductive vibe perfectly, with her hair kept soft and simple. Lovely jubbly.
Mammamia! Julie Bowen looks like a vision, fresh out of the ocean. A mermaid sent from Zac Posen heaven. Or a well-dressed clam, perhaps with a pearl inside. Either way it’s a winner.
Bangin’! But boring, Rose Byrne. That is all.
Lena, lovely Lena. This is simply horrific. Did you learn nothing from Kim Kardashian and that floral couch number, which will go down in history as one the world’s worst red carpet moments? It appears Lena Dunham’s been rolling in a field and decided to take the whole thing with her. Never fear, the Emmy-nominated chicky babe is not one for criticism, tweeting ‘New proverb: If you don't have anything nice to say... go hang with my grandma at assisted living.’ Prada is currently whimpering somewhere in a corner.
So it appears the only person who can compete with Miss Klum is Sofia Vergara, AKA a goddess-like extension of the actual red carpet. Her body is worth a moon landing and the Vera Wang gown is simply divine. Her hair is elegant and those earrings that match that ring are giant and gorgeous.