The Great White is a Pratt
Spencer Pratt is following in the well-heeled footsteps of wife Heidi Montag, by releasing a single modestly titled ‘I’m a Celebrity’. Oh and in case you still weren’t convinced the guy was all foam and no beer, its under the stage name of, wait for it… ‘The Great White’.
Ahh Spencer you’re a legend… even if it is in your own lunchbox.
If that isn’t enough to get tongues wagging, Spencer has taken it one step further by challenging fellow white boy rapper Asher Roth . Pratt told MTV.com, “No offence to Asher Roth — somebody with some real swagger needed to come into the game. So, I'll challenge him. I'll challenge him to a freestyle or whatever."
Forget Asher, be a man Spencer! Step up to the plate and challenge someone who really give us something to talk about: Eminem! The superstar rapper is in hot water for his wipe-out of a long list of celebs including Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and Lindsey Lohan in his latest single ‘We Made You’ . From fat taunts to lesbian spats, he covers the lot in this controversial new hit and we’re thinking including Pratt among this number would be a compliment in itself. Besides, the possibilities are endless when you think about what Em could do with the word Pratt…
Meanwhile, Heidi continues to release unintentionally hilarious new singles. It’s gold - not only has she got Spencer rapping on her single ‘Body Language’ (Jay Z was busy), but he also produced the video clip for her latest single ‘Blackout’. While Spencer’s producing abilities could be compared to a one legged man at an arse kicking competition, you have to give them points for effort.
The couple didn’t even have time to relax on their honeymoon, as they spent the time filming the ‘Blackout’ clip along Mexico’s Cabo San Lucas beaches.
Somehow we don’t think that Speidi understand the concept of diversity, or originality. The clip for ‘Higher’ is pretty much identical to ‘Blackout’, i.e. Heidi gyrates around in a bikini while also managing to portray a constipated earthworm. With the exception of sea gull chasing, (you don’t know whether to laugh or cry) you could be excused for getting the two clips confused.
We wonder if Spencer will don a pair of budgie smugglers and take some performance cues from Heidi?
For our eyes sake, lets hope not.