The Hills: S3 Best Bits
The girls were definitely in Hollywood now, with sex tape scandals, balls in Paris and fights leaving enough smudged mascara to black out an army infantry. You wouldn’t be blamed for getting confused about just who was friends with who, but hey, life’s not simple in the land of the rich and plastic.
Here is what we thought…
This was easy - L.C’s Sex Tape with Jason!
On Lauren's first day back at work, Whitney learns of rumours being spread on the Internet about an old sex-tape featuring Lauren and ex, Jason Wahler, getting jiggy with it. We’re not sure if L.C has been spending too much time with Paris Hilton but we recommend she take all advice with a large bucket of salt! What’s worse, word got back to Lauren's parents in Laguna Beach (awkward!).
But the scandal continued as we try to find out who was spreading the nasty rumours…
Although there was no clear evidence as to the culprit behind the story, all fingers were and still are pointed to SPEIDI. Cue the dramatic fight which leaves L.C screaming, ‘You know what you did Heidi! You know what you did!’ You have taken the bleach and the boobs way too far this time girlfriend.
Interestingly enough, Spencer and Heidi later appeared on the Tyra Banks Show to swear that a sex-tape featuring Lauren and Jason did exist. Gotta love friends that go on national TV to pledge your worst nightmare is definitely out there.
To top this off, Lauren later met Jason's new lady, Katja who announced that after just 7 short months they were engaged. If that’s not like a swift kick in the lady-parts to L.C then she is a woman of steel!
So we all know that you’re expecting it to be the Prattster, but this season it seems that Audrina’s on-again off-again scrubby boy Justin Bobby takes the prize!
Lauren reluctantly met with Audrina and Justin so she could evaluate her new roomie’s new notorious bad-boy. Being the angel that she is, L.C asked Justin to be careful with her gal Audrina on his motorcycle. His response: a nice stinky burp right in L.C’s face. Justin Bobby, there is a definite line between being a bad-boy and plain old gross - you just crossed that line.
Justin Bobby continued with his Prince Charming impersonation a few weeks later, after wandering off with a redhead and snogging her right in front of Audrina.
C’mon man, at least take a cue from the Prattster and do it out of sight!
OK fellas, take note cause this was one hell of a way to impress a girl and definitely rates high on our romance scale!
Excited to be in Paris, L.C and Whit decide to meet up with the band Rock&Roll. Guitarist Matthias takes L.C to the Eiffel Tower and under the city landmark, they celebrate her time in Paris by popping open a bottle of champagne. Cue the violins and fireworks!
The following evening with the Crillon Ball in full swing, L.C has a call from Matthieu who takes her for a late-night tour of Paris. Stuffing her gown underneath her legs, she takes off on his Vespa for a ride that leaves the city whipping past her and every other girl green with envy… sigh!
For gods sake would they just get it on
Oh the tension between Brody and L.C was electric throughout Season Three. But could the two lovers have dragged it on any longer?
When Brody asked Lauren who her bad boy was, it was obvious that they both know he took the crown in that title. But being dumb as dog shit, neither L.C would tell Brody she’s keen on his tight buns nor would Brody take the first step and smack a wet one on her Chanel painted lips.
With 80% of Season Three’s episodes ending with the two left staring at each other, we began to get a bit impatient with the two.
But wait the ridiculousness didn’t end there. It appeared that commitment wasn’t Brody’s issue, as only two days after L.C left for Paris, the playa had a new piece of arm candy ... Who he was calling his girlfriend? What the..? It only took him two days to replace her?
Well maybe you both should have stopped staring at each other and done something about it!
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'The Hills' Season 5 premiers on MTV Australia on June 3 at 9pm.