Can’t Decide What To Watch? Let The Gods Decide With Netflix’s New Shuffle Button
Hey you. Yes, you. Have you alienated everyone you love and pushed away all you hold dear due to your inability to choose a show on Netflix? Well good news pal, Netflix has developed a special high tech button just for you. They call it the “shuffle” button. Amazing times my friend. The future is now.
And hey, while it may not bring your wife back, at least now you won’t lose hours of your day making decisions you don’t need to make. It’s 2020 after all. You deserve to relax. Picking is hard, and Netflix understands that. Netflix understands that you’re tired, you just wanna lay on the couch and chill for fuck’s sake. You’ve spent the whole day deciding things, the last thing you wanna do is keep deciding.
Netflix hears you. Netflix wants to hold your hand and take away the pain. Shhh, it’s ok, says Netflix as you press the shuffle button. I got this friend, you just sit back and relax. And you do – you finally relax as Floor is Lava episode 9, season 1 comes on.
Netflix is testing a ‘Shuffle’ button for indecisive viewers. pic.twitter.com/PyHcdZNAts
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Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how unhinged you are), the button apparently won’t be completely random. What comes up after you press shuffle will be influenced by your existing personalized user recommendations and what you have enjoyed in the past. I guess Netflix’s scientists are still a few years away from developing that 100% random holy grail button. One can only hope that day arrives sooner rather than later.
But until then, this is still pretty neat right? A little spice to add to your Tuesday evening; a little bit of zing to your boring pathetic existence – look at you throwing caution to the wind and pressing shuffle. You’re exciting, you’re unpredictable, you’re wild. And while your wife may have never seen that in you, Netflix does. Netflix sees you, Netflix respects you, Netflix loves you.
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