Every serious vampire movie you watch is doing you damage.
Are you addicted to the excitement and dark thrills of vampire movies? Is everyday reality no match for the heart pounding, gut wrenching thrill of living a fang-tastic fantasy? Do you dream of mesmerising your lovers with your undead stares, pale skin and pointy teeth? You’re not alone.
Innocent cinema goers and celebrities the world over have been suffering the serious effects of cult vampire films, and every year, thousands more fall victim to vampire obsession. Now, with enough vamp wannabe’s out there to fill Dracula’s Castle, it’s time to take action.
If you feel depressed in sunlight, irritable in wide open spaces, or are constantly fighting the urge to superglue glitter to your body, then it’s possible you are suffering from vampire obsession.
Vampire obsession can cause serious ill-effects, like vitamin D deficiency from lack of sun, spiking blood-sugar levels from ingesting fake blood and filing your teeth into sharp points can permanently damage your tooth enamel, not to mention causing unwanted holes in your lips and gums.
Your behaviour could even cause your loved-ones to suffer; embarrassment caused by a family member dressing like a Goth can take years to overcome. Plus, you could seriously lessen the shock value freaks like Lady Gaga work so hard to achieve.
Now you know what’s under that hood, is the ride really worth it? Help is at hand – watch the video below to find out how.
Every serious vampire movie you watch is doing you damage.
'Vampires Suck’ ONLY AT THE MOVIES AUGUST 26
Are you addicted to the excitement and dark thrills of vampire movies? Is everyday reality no match for the heart pounding, gut wrenching thrill of living a fang-tastic fantasy? Do you dream of mesmerising your lovers with your undead stares, pale skin and pointy teeth? You’re not alone.
Innocent cinema goers and celebrities the world over have been suffering the serious effects of cult vampire films, and every year, thousands more fall victim to vampire obsession. Now, with enough vamp wannabe’s out there to fill Dracula’s Castle, it’s time to take action.
If you feel depressed in sunlight, irritable in wide open spaces, or are constantly fighting the urge to superglue glitter to your body, then it’s possible you are suffering from vampire obsession.
Vampire obsession can cause serious ill-effects, like vitamin D deficiency from lack of sun, spiking blood-sugar levels from ingesting fake blood and filing your teeth into sharp points can permanently damage your tooth enamel, not to mention causing unwanted holes in your lips and gums.
Your behaviour could even cause your loved-ones to suffer; embarrassment caused by a family member dressing like a Goth can take years to overcome. Plus, you could seriously lessen the shock value freaks like Lady Gaga work so hard to achieve.
Now you know what’s under that hood, is the ride really worth it? Help is at hand – watch the video below to find out how.
Every serious vampire movie you watch is doing you damage.
'Vampires Suck’ ONLY AT THE MOVIES AUGUST 26
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