Every serious vampire movie you watch is doing you damage.
Are you getting dumped on with impossibly high standards because you don’t love your girlfriend like Edward? Do you watch endless hours of anything with the word ‘Vampire’ in it, paint your face with white make-up, and file your teeth to sharp points in the hopes of pleasing your beloved?
With the dark thrills that vampires provide, everyday reality is just no match for the heart pounding, gut wrenching thrill of living a fantasy, and thousands of women across the globe are falling victim to the vampire craze, by being mesmerized with undead stares, glittery skin and mood swings.
Thanks to the infiltration of impossibly-sexy and sensitive vampires, husbands and boyfriends are being ignored, children are neglected and laundry is piling up sky high. Vamps are even being blamed for the demise of the economy thanks to a drop in sales of cleaning products and wholesome food. And the most alarming fact is, over time your girlfriend may need even more vampire exposure to get the same exhilarating hit.
Boyfriends the world over are uniting against the impractical values that vampires are setting – this is your chance to break free and put an end to your girl’s unhealthy vampire obsession.
So if your relationship is suffering from over-excitement caused from a glimpse of the undead, don’t be dazzled, and stay strong against their hypnotic techniques so you too don’t fall victim. Help is at hand. Watch the video below to find out how.
Every serious vampire movie you watch is doing you damage.
'Vampires Suck’ ONLY AT THE MOVIES AUGUST 26
Are you getting dumped on with impossibly high standards because you don’t love your girlfriend like Edward? Do you watch endless hours of anything with the word ‘Vampire’ in it, paint your face with white make-up, and file your teeth to sharp points in the hopes of pleasing your beloved?
With the dark thrills that vampires provide, everyday reality is just no match for the heart pounding, gut wrenching thrill of living a fantasy, and thousands of women across the globe are falling victim to the vampire craze, by being mesmerized with undead stares, glittery skin and mood swings.
Thanks to the infiltration of impossibly-sexy and sensitive vampires, husbands and boyfriends are being ignored, children are neglected and laundry is piling up sky high. Vamps are even being blamed for the demise of the economy thanks to a drop in sales of cleaning products and wholesome food. And the most alarming fact is, over time your girlfriend may need even more vampire exposure to get the same exhilarating hit.
Boyfriends the world over are uniting against the impractical values that vampires are setting – this is your chance to break free and put an end to your girl’s unhealthy vampire obsession.
So if your relationship is suffering from over-excitement caused from a glimpse of the undead, don’t be dazzled, and stay strong against their hypnotic techniques so you too don’t fall victim. Help is at hand. Watch the video below to find out how.
Every serious vampire movie you watch is doing you damage.
'Vampires Suck’ ONLY AT THE MOVIES AUGUST 26
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