Every serious vampire movie you watch is doing you damage.
Be wary of Vampire recruiters, on the lookout for weak and lonely humans, susceptible to the whims of the undead. Thousands around the world have already fallen victim to Vampire obsession, and now, it’s time to take action.
Here are the signs that someone close to you has already fallen victim to vamp-mania.
- They won’t respond to you unless your name isEdward or Bill.
- They’ve ripped up the floorboards to stash their mattress underground.
- They’re filing their teeth into sharp points and hanging out at seedy bars called ‘Fangtasia’.
- They feel depressed, irritable and empty in between ‘Twilight’ marathons.
- Have joined a social club called ‘Court of Lazarus.’
- Look longingly at your neck while licking their lips
- Your girlfriend asks you to start calling her Sookie
- Refuse to watch the next installment of ‘Twilight’ because they can’t bear to see Edward sleep with another girl.
- Over time, need more and more vampire exposure to get the same exhilarating hit.
If you suspect someone you know has been recruited by a ‘vamp-lover’ then don’t despair, take action.
Watch the video below to find out how.
Every serious vampire movie you watch is doing you damage.
'Vampires Suck’ ONLY AT THE MOVIES AUGUST 26
Here are the signs that someone close to you has already fallen victim to vamp-mania.
- They won’t respond to you unless your name isEdward or Bill.
- They’ve ripped up the floorboards to stash their mattress underground.
- They’re filing their teeth into sharp points and hanging out at seedy bars called ‘Fangtasia’.
- They feel depressed, irritable and empty in between ‘Twilight’ marathons.
- Have joined a social club called ‘Court of Lazarus.’
- Look longingly at your neck while licking their lips
- Your girlfriend asks you to start calling her Sookie
- Refuse to watch the next installment of ‘Twilight’ because they can’t bear to see Edward sleep with another girl.
- Over time, need more and more vampire exposure to get the same exhilarating hit.
If you suspect someone you know has been recruited by a ‘vamp-lover’ then don’t despair, take action.
Watch the video below to find out how.
Every serious vampire movie you watch is doing you damage.
'Vampires Suck’ ONLY AT THE MOVIES AUGUST 26
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