Okay, so maybe you hadn't heard, but a small flick called ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ opened this week (yep, was news to us, too), and the big story is that 17-year-old Taylor Lautner bags most of the screen time.
Boffins have calculated Taycob has 36 minutes of solo celluloid-dom (way more than R-Patz), but get this: a THIRD of that time – so, like, 13 minutes – his chest is as naked as it was the day he was born.
One New Moonie told us: “50 per cent of the cinema was in a constant swoon, the other 50 were in hysterics at the amount of times Taylor took his top off.”
Wonder if wifey Taylor Swift sent him a card to congratulate him on his full-throttle Mooning? She’ll soon have her own range of greetings cards, after all. (Perhaps, as seen here, inspired by the inventive placards her fans make?)
We kid you not. T-Swift has landed her own stationary line with the American Greetings Corporation. Expect cards, stationary and gift wrap which all “embody Taylor’s personality”, in 2010. Nice.
Meanwhile, T-Swift’s ex, Joe Jonas, publicly mocked her during a gig in the UK, earlier this week.
Singing ’Much Better’, the middle Jonai accompanied the line “tears on her guitar” ( a reference to T-Swift song ‘Tears On My Guitar’) with a snivelling, “wah wah wah” sob.
Play safe, Joe, you don’t want to be ripped to pieces by a bare-chested werewolf, after all …
Question: What do Miley Cyrus and Pope Benedict XVI have in common? Answer: They both hate Twilight.
Adding to the bundle of early, and not-so-hot, reviews of 'New Moon', comes this one from the Vatican: “This film is nothing more than a moral vacuum with a deviant message and as such should be of concern.”
*Don’t listen, Taylor. Step away from the shirt…*
Kellan Lutz can probably relate to the "moral vacuum" comment after the Twilight snubbing he received this week.
The spunky actor was turned away from the LA premiere’s after-party because his name wasn’t on the list. Ow.
“It’s my party and they aren’t going to let me in,” harrumphed the Emmet Cullen actor. He was finally allowed in after screaming Twihards chanted “Let him in! Let him in!” to security guards. Ha ha ha (sorry).
Elsewhere, date-a-holic Audrina Patridge reportedly got cosy with hot Glee actor Mark Salling at Voyeur in El Lay. on Wednesday night (Nov 18).
“The pair spent 45 minutes whispering into one another's ear and laughing,” reports Perezhilton.com.
Good way to ensure The Hills and Glee stay neck and neck in the ratings, Auds.
Raunchy Rihanna’s ‘Rated R’ album is out next week and she wants a seal of approval from Kings Of Leon and rapper Lil Wayne.
If no one else likes it, they can eat her eye patch.
Says Rih: “If Lil Wayne and Kings of Leon like my album, then I'll feel good...”
To wrap up, we have a story about sweet and unassuming Mariah Carey.
The singer – who’s been unfairly slapped with a “diva” tag throughout her career – was cruelly refused 20 kittens and a basketful of doves to play with as she switched on the Christmas lights at London’s huge Westfield centre.
An official said: “Pets are not allowed in Westfield – that rule would apply for everyone.”
What is wrong with these people?
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