Wed:14-05-2008

- Britney And K-Fed Hooked On Phone Sex

It's A Bit Like Sex In A Blackout

Star Magazine has reported that despite their very public custody battles over the last 6 months, Britney Spears and ex-husband K-Fed love to get on the phone, and get it on. The magazine stated:

"Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys - Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months - the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out - with hours of erotic talk! "They have phone sex often - at least once a week," an insider tells Star. "The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred."

So there's a message for all you mad mobile freaks - hide behind your phone like a Facebook fashion shot. We can learn from Britney. Cos loony bins, trashy food, misapplied mascara and trips to Starbucks don't really make the Sexiest Ladies list in 2008, much less a pork partner.

And yet, who cares about appearance hang-ups, when a bit of phone porn can keep anyone hooked? Just close your eyes, and move Into The Zone... there, that's not so Toxic, is it?

by Jam Joos

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