Aw, this makes our heart bleed, it really does... Either that or reach for a reinforced bucket.
Heidi Montag has added another string to her slinky bow and become a poet.
And guess the muse of her first work? That's right hubby, Spencer.
To show him just how much she still loves that skin-coloured beard of his, she penned a 58-line ode and posted it on her Twitter.
It begins: "Spencer my love, my heart, my King/You are my world and my everything.
"Every moment with you is beyond a blessing/2010 no more anxiety or stressing.
All that matters in this universe is you/God has made us soul mates pure and true."
And if your stomach can take it, here's how it ends:
"It's a new beginning and era of love/We will be flying so high like the doves/I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
"You and God are the only things true/Love for eternity is what is to come through."
Bard or Barf? You decide...
Don't miss Heidi and the rest of the gang in new episodes of 'The Hills' Mondays @ 9:30pm (AEDT) only on MTV.
Watch this week's episode below.
Heidi Montag has added another string to her slinky bow and become a poet.
And guess the muse of her first work? That's right hubby, Spencer.
To show him just how much she still loves that skin-coloured beard of his, she penned a 58-line ode and posted it on her Twitter.
It begins: "Spencer my love, my heart, my King/You are my world and my everything.
"Every moment with you is beyond a blessing/2010 no more anxiety or stressing.
All that matters in this universe is you/God has made us soul mates pure and true."
And if your stomach can take it, here's how it ends:
"It's a new beginning and era of love/We will be flying so high like the doves/I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
"You and God are the only things true/Love for eternity is what is to come through."
Bard or Barf? You decide...
Don't miss Heidi and the rest of the gang in new episodes of 'The Hills' Mondays @ 9:30pm (AEDT) only on MTV.
Watch this week's episode below.
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