"Sources close to the couple" apparently confirmed the news, saying "they're really into each other. It's serious." In Hollywood, that must mean that they'll be together for at least a month, have several magazine covers speculating that Paris is pregnant, an Ok! interview, breakup/ adoption/ band jealousy rumours, culminating in a sex tape leak and a messy cheating episode with - most juicily wethinks - Paris and Benji's brother, new-dad Joel. Who'll turn out to be an oil heir - just wait and see.
But for the meantime, sources said that things between Paris and Benji were so keen that Benji played the attentive lapdog over the weekend, accompanying Paris on a work trip to promote her new fragrance. Yet while both Benji's name and puppy dog facial expression may be up to the job, we still question whether Benji would fit in a handbag.
On the bright side, anyone wanting to emulate the dubious trendsetter should take note that you no longer have to titter, make vacuous comments and release a really bad single. Just throw a Good Charlotte CD in your purse and you're halfway to Paris. Too easy.
Copyright : MTV Australia
