But sand flies, hostile jungle terrain and shark-filled waters are nothing on Norwegian home-made porn star Linni Meister's latest take on Destiny Child's hit song Survivor Linni shot to fame (so to speak) after a holiday sex-tape with her Norwegian Big-Brother star boyfriend Kristian Hilberg was leaked to the public in April 2006. She has now followed up that infamy with a Crusoe-inspired film clip in which she emerges from a plane crash and commences to undertake the usual survival strategies: rolling around in the sand, taking her top off, etc with great straggly gusto.
While doubtless deft with coconuts (although on second look these proved to be her cosmetically-enhanced breasts in a brown bikini), one wonders where Linni manages to conjure the rest of her scanty outfits, including colour-matching sarongs and leopard-skin bikinis.
If you can overcome the chipmunk voice, money-shot with coconut juice, and "native" body painted outfits, the copious implant-defying diving scenes will surely send you screaming for an S.O.S.
This is one plane wreck of a song. For god's sake, move us to another island. Australia's not small enough.
Copyright : MTV Australia
