The sometimes business woman, is a singer, a model, a self-confessed master of charity and (depending on the day and amount of alcohol consumed) an intellectual. At least when she wears new season Bud Holly geek-specs.
But despite her protests and insistence to prove otherwise, Paris is first and foremost a party girl and don't us Aussies love her for it. Unless you've been living under a rock, or beneath your doona in a Xmas-excess hangover, you may of heard that Paris arrived on our shores with sister Nicky in tow to show Australia how New Years Eve is done. The Aussie media had a field day and during her short stay, the social pages managed to lament on everything from her choice of dresses, dancing prowess, handbags and of course, the 'plethora' of Aussie males lining up to be in the company of the very single, and very available Miss Hilton. So who was the lucky fella/s?
No one! According to Miss Hilton herself, she only pretends to be promiscuous and she apparently has more in common with a celibate nun then Jemma Jameson. Oh, of course, she was only pretending to be skanky! Wonder if she remembered to tell those hundreds of unfortunate young Gold Coast thangs who emulate her every move? "I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you." If what she is saying is true then it appears that she has a sex tape out with 50 percent of the people she has slept with?
In other Paris news, the wannabe/sometimes pop star is capitalising on her 2007 prison sentence via song. Since Paris' incarceration was a story that sent media into a feeding frenzy like no other, it's no surprise that the heiress is penning a track about her 23 days in jail. She says, "I have another album coming out with a song I wrote like "Jailhouse Baby," which is about my time behind bars."
Groan. Never thought we'd say this, but kids you're probably better off idolising the likes of Lily Allen!
If 2008 was the year of the comeback, then it looks like 2009 is the year of surprises. Whoever could have guessed that Paris was a prude? Who knows, maybe Angelina will reveal that deep down inside she really hates kids and Brad is a hermaphrodite.
Fingers crossed.
Copyright : MTV Australia
