Mr Loose Lips Pete Wentz has once again defied the bounds of decency and has given us an unadulterated glance into his sex life with new mum Ashlee Simpson. You'd think hearing raunchy tales of two reasonably good looking pop stars may make for a pretty picture. Well, we'll warn you right now it's not. So if you're feeling queasy from last night's Christmas yuletide, abort reading now.
During a recent visit to the Howard Stern Show this week, Petsy seemed to be more than eager to give the world a glimpse of the couple's pre and post pregnancy sex life, and the birth of Bronx Mowgli.
So just what did Pete dish to the ever-salivating media? Well, for a start when the couple visits his parents for Christmas, he sometimes revisits the old days with his Ash in the room. "We have an amazing sex life," he said. "Texas girls are fun."
He also thought it prudent to include Ash's post pregnancy bra size, their first encounter of the sexual kind ("It was the single best sexual encounter I've ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, 'Oh my God, you're banging the girl of your dreams and you're watching it right now,") the prenup, who makes more money (she does), her "mean" skills at giving lap dances, and his "man crush" on John Mayer.
Want more? Well it just keeps getting better, in a keeps-getting-worse kind of way. Apparently, ex girlfriend and 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' star Michelle Trachtenberg was "a blast. My wife is the ultimate, though." .." He later said that Michelle dumped him because he was living a "frat boy" lifestyle when he first moved out to Los Angeles.
Though he hedged on whether he and Lindsay Lohan were intimate, he said now that they're friends, he's happy for her because he said Lohan "seems like she's happier" than ever in her current relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson.
Speaking of his father-in-law, Joe Simpson, Wentz said, "Joe is the only person who probably gets worse press than I do." He also revealed that once he and Ashlee got together, the first thing Joe said to him was, "Pete, we saw a little too much of you on the Internet last year." Oh, and the whole experimentation of him kissing guys is apparently just a form of freaking-out people. Despite Stern's relentless urgings, the Fall Out Boy bassist said he had never fantasized about sister-in-law Jessica Simpson but said that early in his career, he told Rolling Stone that Ashlee was the one celebrity he would like to have a relationship with. A year after meeting, they began dating, but only after she felt confident his wild days were behind him.
Still keeping lunch down? Well check this, Ashlee likes to use the back door. We won't even bother expanding on that little tidbit, but ew!
Fall Out Boy's own unfiltered mouthpiece has given us some juicy little morsels over the years, drug use, kissing boys, phobias etc but we think the time is nigh someone to educate Pete on what TMI (Too Much Information) means!
Hope for you sake Pappa Simpson doesn't get there first Pete!
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