Benji Madden Says Paris Is "Wife Material"
Brace yourselves people - the idea of "wives" has come a long way since the 50s - and we're not even talking Sex In The City. Rather, a love struck Benji Madden has recently gushed that girlfriend of several months, Paris Hilton, is definitely "wife material".
In an interview with an American radio station, Benji said:
"We were in love before anyone even knew we were together. We have known each other for a long time, and I've always known the real Paris. I always knew she was like wife material or serious girlfriend material."
Not to mention spank off material, which has gotta help. Paris first came both to (and in) the public eye with an all-revealing sex tape, which was hot property for at least a few months, before someone else flashed their beaver and the public attention was diverted like cats at a tennis match.
Since then she's cultivated a catchphrase ("so hot right now") which is probably perfect wife speak because after all, who wants a girl who will go on doing annoying things like saying something intelligent? (Tom Cruise, take note).
Further, given the lazy LA lifestyle, it's no doubt Paris is the perfect trophy that gets tippled before lunch with the ladies and rocks it with her bellboys. After the sex tape, Paris has upheld public interest through a drink driving charge and imprisonment; lots and lots of parties, and champagne in a can ...so yeah, she must be doing pretty well.
Benji also said that he'd had the urge to scream his love from the top of a mountain "but your fans would probably make fun of you".
We don't want to burst your bubble Benji, but isn't it a bit late for that?