Doug ‘n’ Paris Get Nasty
When Paris Hilton hooked up with former ‘The Hills’ star Doug Reinhardt, she assured the world he really was ‘the one’.
Quicker than you could say “heard that one before,” Paz was gushing about babies and marriage and blah, blah, blah.
But after their sudden break-up last Wednesday (June 10), things have taken a turn for the nasty. Far from Paris’s wish for a “clean split”, it’s all got messier than Amy Winehouse’s bathroom after an all-day bender. In just a few days, the pair have gone from flowers, hearts and chocolates to stalking, leaked stories and public snub-age on a grand scale.
First up came news that Doug was taking the split hardt. Doug was got in his car and drove around to Paris’s LA mansion to see if there was any way of warding off Dumpsville.
But when Paz told him to “eff off”, rather than eff off, he did the, um, opposite. “Doug refused to leave,” said an insider, “the authorities had to be called.” (Wincing sound).
Then over the weekend, came the news that Paris had had a change of heart, booty-called her ex and gone around to his place for a night of passion.
But that was apparently a load of old codswallop. Paz told Perez Hilton: "Obviously, someone is trying to spin something. I was in bed, by myself…I think it's really immature that people will make up stories like this." It should come as no surprise that insiders say the culprit of the fake tale was Doug himself.
And now for the sound of the final nail being hammered into the Hil-Hardt coffin: Paris has hooked up with Christiano Rolando, the world’s richest footballer, and has a plan to make them the new Posh and Becks.
And insider told the UK’s News Of The World: “She said, ‘We’re both so famous we’d become even bigger than (them). We’re way hotter and younger than them anyway.’”
The source added: “Doug was just a washed-up reality TV star. All of a sudden there wasn’t as much interest in Paris and her appearance fees were cut dramatically. She knows if she wins over Ronaldo she’ll be hot property again.”
Luckily there is one person sticking up for poor, old humiliated Doug through this: his ex, Lauren Conrad.
On hearing the news that Doug and Paz had split rather than tied the knot as they once said they would, Loz quipped: “(Paris) was going to marry a lot of people. He had fun, that’s all that matters. Doug is pretty awesome.”
See, it’s not all bad, Dougster!
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