Paris Back Behind Bars
Well, unless you've been living under a rock lately, you'll know that a judge has ordered Paris Hilton back to jail.
LA City Attorney, Rocky Delgadillo stated that the judge's decision, "sends the message that no individual - no matter how wealthy or powerful - is above the law."
Obviously distraught, Paris has none-the-less instructed her lawyer not to appeal the decision, and will remain behind bars for the remainder of her sentence.
Speaking to her mother's friend, Barbara Walters, from the medical section of the penitentiary, Hilton has said that jail is the hardest thing that she's ever had to do, and that living in her cell has felt like living in a cage
Well . . . Duh!
Hilton has also expressed a newly religious view, that God has given her a second chance, and that she wants to drop the "dumb" act, and start using her powers for good.
"My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen", stated Paris "and that is why I was sent to jail."
Hmm. . .the soul as an image consultant and PR manager. A unique perspective.
Hilton has reportedly stated a wish to do beneficial work in the areas of breast cancer, multiple sclerosis and sick children.