Alex Nation's Teen Mom Australia Episode 4 Recap

We are on to Ep 4 fellow Teen Mom fans and there most certainly are some dramas brewing, with each of our mums and their families.

Sita is pissed and she isn’t taking any shit. She is ALL OVER a very hungover Thomson like a rash and she means serious biz. He WAY overdid it on the bucks night. Yep, he drank too much and spent WAY too much but... the aftermath is hilarious to watch. I just about lost it when he said to Sita, “what were you thinking sending me all that money” what a gag! The fact that he has his pay deposited into Sita’s account is just a straight up admission that "yeah I really suck with money and if left to me... I’ll drink my pay check with my mates in about two minutes, babe, so ahhh you look after the finances."

The negotiation for “how much do you need this week?” is like watching a kid getting quizzed by a teacher that knows he hasn’t read the book... "Ummm one hundred? NO, wait one-fity... for both of us?" Making matters worse, the very practical Sita explains to Thomson that she is putting his money in an untouchable account where they can’t get at it until November/December. His response: “What’s that? Christmas?” Sita: ”Um your son’s first Birthday?” Ohhhh shiiiiiit, the look on Sita’s face says it all. You just can’t make this up! I think Thomson will be in the dog house until ep 6. AT LEAST.

We find out that Sita is going to sing at her sister’s wedding and that when she was little she wanted to be the next Beyonce. I hear you girl! My dream also. She’s writing the song too and I think she’ll absolutely nail it! I bloody love this chick, I want to be her friend so we can hang out and play sport and if I get married again, she can go full Beyonce at my wedding!

Georgie is super keen on organising a night out to let her hair down and I totally get that. I remember just wanting to feel like a normal teen when I was a young mum. Wait I still am a young mum. I just wanted to go out and do what my friends were doing and at times it was really tough. I wanted to be seen as, Alex, not just, "mum." John seems to be determined to be no help at all. Georgie wants John to have Evie for one night each fortnight, which sounds pretty simple. But watching these two negotiate their night is painful to watch. I guess perhaps it was more than John could handle given he hangs up on Georgie claiming it’s just putting him in a bad head space. As we’ve seen from previous episodes, John puts a lot of effort into managing that headspace of his.

Ammi is very focused on baby number two and her mum is justifiably concerned. Ammi and her mum seem to have quite a good relationship however Ammi reveals that Katya is in fact closer to their Mum. Jiyah has shown a love for dog food and he’s having no part in giving it up as he bites Ammi when she tries to remove it from his mouth. Ammi’s mum has a cheeky giggle while Ammi is screaming bloody murder. Then she moves straight into trying to describe the challenge of having two bubs around the house. Ammi either doesn’t quite understand the dynamic change of having two little ones, or more likely doesn’t want to think about that. I suppose she can worry about it when the time comes!

Katya is not the easiest to live with (apparently) and Ammi is quick to let us all know about her less pristine (ok carnal) ways of passing time when she has her mum’s house to herself. Something about not eating on the dining table for a while... Yep, threw her right under the bus! It will be a miracle if these two still get along after this show!! #prayforkatya

- Alex Nation.

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