30 Thoughts I Had Watching 'The Hills: New Beginnings' Episode 9
I find myself in a really weird situation where so much Hills related gossip is happening IRL whilst I am still actively and firmly watching The Hills: New Beginnings which was shot months ago. It's confusing and my tiny head is struggling. BUT WE MUST PUSH FORWARD! I'M DOING IT FOR YOU MY LOYAL READERS! I love you.
Anyway it's episode 9 time and that means....wine time. Sorry just wanted to rhyme. However if Heidi and Spencer are involved I have no doubt that huge f*ck off glasses of wine will be involved.
Here is 30 thoughts I had...
1. Does Spencer's crystals know that he's cheating on them??? Is he allowed to look at other jewels????
2. Before Gaga was Gaga...
3. Lollll Whitney's like "nooooooo not the rainbow ring"
4. I will honestly never get sick of Steph impersonating Brody. I will love it more than any child I ever have.
5. Me waking up Sunday morning with sauce on my face after cancelling my plans and watching Netflix until 3am:
6. Living for this blurring in the naughty shop.
7. Gunner's Assistant has been let out from the basement!!!!!
8. You've honestly got to commend Heidi for giving it a go. Sing on it, queen!!!!!
9. The whince that speaks a thousand words.
10. Spencer loves Heidi. This is melting my cold damn heart.
11. "Kaitlynn likes to plan 5 years ahead" and in 5 years she'll be living on a farm with Miley Cyrus.
12. Brody is 1000% on a different page.
13. I feel deeply uncomfortable watching this.
14. If you don't go to an exercise class with a full face of makeup do you even live in LA?
15. This is how all of my sexual fantasies begin....
16. Spencer is helpful and a good friend. I honestly never thought I would type those words. 2019 is wiiiiild.
17. It makes me happy when Steph and Heidi are in a good place.
18. #PRATTPOUR BABY
19. Am I high or did Spencer get hot?
20. Christian Pop's #1 fan right here:
21. lol 'not Ashley' is savage
22. Wow is Steph ok?!
23. "How many shots can you take before you just vomit?" Good question Audrina, for me it's around 4 shots. That's my limit. What's yours?
24. Happy Frankie warms my heart.
25. Mom's gone wild.
26. Great shot Mischa. Can I get a copy?
27. The drunker Steph gets, the more intense her fake British accent gets.
28. "I'm from Malibu, Audrina!"
29. Wow, too far. Steph. Too far.
30. May Whitney and her fun space buns have a calming effect on this shit show of a Bachelorette party.
Make sure you tune in to The Hills: New Beginnings Tuesdays at 12pmAU/2pmNZ with an encore at 9pm - only on MTV!
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