37 Thoughts I Had Watching 'The Hills: New Beginnings' Episode 4
It's week 4 on The Hills: New Beginnings and I'm over here wondering why Brandon Lee still hasn't asked me to be his girlfriend. I wasn't born with these double d's NOT to become Pamela Anderson's daughter-in-law.
So let's not waste any time, here are 37 thoughts I had watching episode 4...
1. Bury me in these outfits.
2. Poor Desiree entirely does not have time for this shit today.
3. "Selling crystals is our main source of income" MOOD.
4. Every week Spencer looks more and more like the crazy guy that lives at the end of your street and only leaves the house to get eggs from Coles.
5. How much does a crystal healer charge for parties? I might be looking for a career change.
6. Mischa is getting back in the acting game! Will she ever find a role as good as being 'the vomiting dead girl' in The Sixth Sense?
7. Ooop MOMAGER issues. Did we learn nothing from Kris Jenner?
8. "A force to be reckoned with when it comes to acting"
9. RIP to Coyote the dog who was eaten by a Coyote.
10. Need footage of 'The Double B Boys' asap.
11. ICYMI KAITLYNN REALLY REALLY FKN WANTS KIDS.
12. Eeeep it sounds like things are very messy between Brody and his father, Caitlyn Jenner. I always thought things were happy families but I guess not. Kinda sad that his own dad chose not to go to his wedding.
13. God bless Heidi and the huge ass glasses of alcohol she pours. That bad boy is FILLED.
14. Love you, Audrina.
15. I love it when Heidi snaps and gives great advice I'm like where was she when Spencer was being a DOUCHE to you????
16. Being reminded that Brody's former step-dad was David Foster who also for some time was Gigi and Bella Hadid's step-dad, is one of life's great pleasures.
17. I would be pretty devastated if I didn't get an invite to a crystal party with a $40K open bar.
18. Tbh if Brody made a porno I would support it too.
19. Come thru embellished jacket queens.
20. Brody's mum is me whenever my dog moves.
21. This video clip is giving me major flashbacks to high school when I believed one day I would actually marry the lead singer of The Used. Rock on.
22. I guess I never really thought about how crystals were made. I always thought they just....existed.
23. "It's a tax write-off": me whenever I buy extra guac.
24. Daaaaayum. Brandon hitting ace after ace got me feeling things.
25. I volunteer as tribute to be Brandon's second wife.
26. "My mom is hot too" I feel uncomfortable with this conversation.
27. Hmmm don't love her for him.
28. Will we ever see Pammy again?
29. Joey the stylist is back. Today she has charged Audrina $5678 just to dress her in a black leather jacket.
30. That stoner kid from high school:
31. The other stoner kid from high school:
32. After everything she's been through, Justin Bobby is still treating Audrina like shit. LET'S MOVE ON!!!
33. "Not to eavesdrop but to eavesdrop" is my new life motto.
34. Joey I'd like to kindly ask you to stop yelling at Frankie.
35. When you say you're fine but your face tells a different story.
36. Justin Bobby is trash. Seeya.
37. Poor Janet does not want to be here.
Make sure you tune in to all new eps of The Hills: New Beginnings Tuesdays at 12:30pm and encore at 9pm express from the US - only on MTV!
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