32 Thoughts I Had Watching 'The Hills: New Beginnings' Episode 6
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Congrats for making it to episode 6 of The Hills: New Beginnings. Last week we saw things heating up in this wild love triangle between Audrina, Steph and Justin Bobby. And also there were Malibu fires. Sorry.
Did Steph and JB root in Las Vegas? Will I ever see the meditating beach dog again? Only time will tell.
1. V grim start to the ep :(
2. Not to detract from the tragedy, however it must be noted that Brody looks great holding a big hose.
3. Yes! Cute dogs! They're back!
4. "let's do it this time with like no exclamation points" - me telling myself that I'm not on the verge of a mental breakdown.
5. How many acting coaches does one need before realising that maybe acting isn't for you?
6. Why...why is Audrina going into the audition too?
7. Hi Fern!!! Fern looks fun.
8. Ok now I'm terrified of Fern.
9. This assistant seems like she was a huuuuuge OC fan.
10. We stan a comeback queen!!!! Praying for you Mischa.
11. Nothing funny to say here. Just thinking of all the people who lost their homes.
12. Gunner's Assistant, Abby, is back and working hard.
13. Lest we forget Heidi's music career. How did she not win any Grammys?!!?!?!?!
14. WEEKLy ALerT: Kaitlynn wants Brody's children ASAP.
15. I'll be your mother, Mischa.
16. Pleeeaaassseeee pleaaasssseee move on from Justin Bobby, Audrina!!
17. I didn't need confirmation but I just knew Heidi is the sort of person that makes you take shoes off when you enter the house.
18. "I was no.4 in Toyko"
19. Guys, I don't know what to do. Watching Heidi and Justin Bobby sing songs together has got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen and I'm truly deceased.
20. I'm scared...
21. I think maybe Audrina just needs to move on and let Steph and Justin Bobby do their thing? Dunno just a thought.
22. Can we say bye to Joey yet?
23. Me drinking wine after work on a Monday after swearing I would lay off the booze for a week....
24. I want this image printed on a shirt.
25. THE PRATT POUR IS BACK BABY!!!
26. I'm only going to have one drink. 3am in the morning:
27. Spencer has been let out of his cage and is about to be put back in.
28. Justin Bobby says Audrina was pulling on his belt buckle in Vegas!!!! I'm shook!!!! Tea spilleth over!!!!
29. We all need a friend like Mischa.
30. FYI I recently had Korean BBQ for the first time in my life and it was like I was asleep before and now I'm living. So yummy.
31. "YOU'RE NOT THAT SPECIAL"!!!!!! AUDRINA YES!!!!!
32. I'm so sad....they didn't even get to eat any of the Korean BBQ. RIP to the meal that could have been.
Tune in to all new eps of The Hills: New Beginnings Tuesdays 12pmAU/2pmNZ with an encore at 9pm express from the US - only on MTV!
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