There's A Jurassic Park Theme Park Coming To Australia
If you've ever wanted to walk with dinosaurs and have the living sh*t scared out of you, you're in luck. Australia is set to be #blessed with it's own Jurassic Park theme park - yeah, a whole FKN PARK just like in the movies!
Except obviously NOT just like in the movies, coz pretty sure a) no one has some dino DNA they can just whip up in a Thermomix to make a T-Rex, and b) it won't have this sexy piece of ass:
BUT - it is a real thing. Wan Jianlin, the rich af dude who is pioneering this project, still has a lot of red tape to get through - boring stuff like dealing with Legendary Entertainment, the company that owns the Jurassic Park rights, to be able to pull this off legally etc etc. If it DOES go ahead, it'll be based in theme park paradise, aka Gold Coast QLD.
We're expecting some sick rides, like how good is that whole scene with the giant water dinosaur that eats the shark in Jurassic World? That could definitely become some kind of 3D business.
Also, we want this sh*t, please.