Domino's Pizza Is Deadset Launching A Dating App Because Why TF Not
The world is an awful place and everything's going to sh*t. So why wouldn't a fast food franchise launch a dating app?
That's right. Domino's, the company behind late night decisions you regret every single morning, is getting ready to launch a dating app so you can finally bond over your love of cheese and carbs.
At a conference in Brisbane this morning, the company's chief executive Don Meij said the app will join singles with one another based on their pizza preferences, which, as completely unfounded evidence has shown throughout history, is the basis of any solid and long-lasting relationship.
“Simply swipe your favourite pizza and the Domino’s dating app will connect you to other pizza lovers, find a match, and go on a date," said Meih. Yeah righto Don, like it's that fkn easy.
They'll also provide conversation starters to get things going, because the age of autonomy and free thinking is truly over and AI rules us all.
However, at the moment, it's only the Netherlands that'll have access to the app initially (are the Dutch really that bad at dating?) but we're sure it'll pop off across the world because nothing is sacred.