NO THANKS: Woman Finds 7cm Dead Lizard In A Packet Of Lettuce
Plenty of us are on that 'new year, new me' vibe which means eating salad after salad pretending it's pizza.
But if this isn't a sign from a higher being, telling us to forget the diet and just do what makes you happy, then what don't know what is.
Today a woman in the US was sitting down to eat her lunch when she discovered a 3-inch (7.62cm) dead lizard in her bowl. Noooooooooooo, no thank you.
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) February 7, 2018
Apparently she made the discovery after a few bites when her fork pierced the tail-less unwelcome critter.
— azfamily 3TV CBS 5 (@azfamily) February 7, 2018
Once shock set in and she stopped vomiting, the woman deduced that the lizard was freeloading in a bag of lettuce she had bought from a supermarket.
Anyway, treat yourself and have that burger today. Actually, we're not really feeling hungry at all anymore.
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