OKAY, THEN: Dick Lipsticks Are A Thing That Exists Now
If you thought you've seen everything the beauty world has to offer, you've obviously haven't spent enough time online.
The Miss Rose range of lusty lipsticks has done away with the classic cylindrical stick for a more cheeky design. Not only are the tops of the lippies shaped into the trademark bell end, each peen comes perfected in excruciatingly veiny detail.
The 'Penis Shape Mushroom Long Lasting Moisture Cosmetic Rouge Pop Matte Lipstick Lips Makeup Lipstick' comes in various shades. What color dicks, I mean, lips do you prefer?
Any lipstick collection is not complete without one of these explicitly hilarious lipsticks! Judging by the rave reviews online, it seems like no one has regretted getting the lippies.
But you might want to think twice about touching up your lips in the train.
Dick lippies anyone?
- Michelle Ng
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