Liam Payne has been one of the slowest off the mark of the ex-One Direction lads to release solo music, but now he's finally dropped his debut solo album, LP1, and he has some ~thoughts.

Namely, a lot of those thoughts are that he's really, really horny and he is ready for sex, like, right now.

The album is 17 tracks long, and features previously released singles like 'Strip That Down' and 'Bedroom Floor' which are both toey in nature.

But some of the lyrics will have you straight up SWEATING.

It's full of sexy bops, with some heartbreak and romance sprinkled in there for good measure, but 'Rude Hours' is so sexual it should come with a NSFW rating.

"Sweat drippin' down your back / you've been here on top of me."

"Sexy ass dress, leave it on, babe / Another level with the foreplay."

"That’s what your body always does to me / Check in at the Hard Rock Hotel, baby."

"Yeah, might be a bad idea, I probably do your ass in the car."

LIAM JAMES PAYNE. 

Other salatious tracks include 'Both Ways', a song about having a biseuxal girlfriend, and it's copping a huge amount of flak online for fetishising bisexual women.

Some of the allegedly offending lyrics include "flipping that body, go head, I go tails / sharing that body like it’s our last meal.”

And people are pissed.

What do you think of LP1? Let us know on Twitter at @MTVAUSTRALIA.

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