As I Suspected, Tom Hanks Likes His Vegemite Extremely Thiccc
If you've ever found yourself pondering "is there anything wrong with Tom Hanks? how is he he so goddamn perfect?!"
Well, I've figured out the one nastay little habit that stops him from being ~the chosen one~....his vegemite portions.
While currently in quarantine after testing positive with Coronavirus, the 63-year-old gave an update on his condition by sharing a photo to his millions of his fans on social media.
The Picasso-like still life featured a Kangaroo souvenir, a glass of water, a tube of Vegemite (not the preferred vessel) and two slices of (Bürgen Bread Wholegrain & Oats???) toast absolutely DRIPPING in the popular Aussie spread.
Which is, in my humble opinion, about 8 licks too many on that there slice of bread.
I mean no disrespect to my king who has no doubt been through the ringer over the past few weeks, but if he's going to be an honourary Aussie, he is doing it the wrong way.
Of course not all share my thoughts, and this has once again cracked open the decades-long debate over how much Vegemite should be used.
Some like it thiccc and some like barely a whisper, with plenty of butter. I fall into the latter category.
Nobody is wrong and nobody is right. Except Mr Hanks, you are wrong.
Wishing you a speedy recovery and may your sodium levels return to normal soon.
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