Another Day, Another Celebrity Baby Who Is Richer And More Successful Than I Am
Being a celebrity baby would be absolutely wild. You’re born into a life of immense wealth and privilege, and will likely amass millions of fans before even uttering your first word.
Your famous parents can also flaunt your young talents to the world whenever they like – sparking writers in Australia to suddenly feel competitive about a baby’s musical talent or brow game.
So what’s the latest in the world of celebrity babies? We’re so glad you asked. Word has it that Stormi Webster, baby of Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott, may be launching her own cosmetics brand at the humble age of three.
It seems that even being a literal toddler can’t stop you from being sucked into the Kardashian-Jenner family industrial complex.
Where did we get this information? Well, as Kylie prepares to re-launch Kylie Cosmetics on July 15, she released a YouTube documentary called Inside Kylie Cosmetics to build hype.
In the video, we get a peek into Stormi Webster’s office – yep, she has an office. Meanwhile, I’m typing this on my sharehouse kitchen table, but each to their own.
“She’s actually launching a little secret brand soon that we’ve been working on for a while, but it’s finally pedal to the metal,” Kylie revealed to camera.
Kylie Cosmetics’ Chief Commercial Officer Megan Mildrew confirmed that Stormi was taking an active role in her mum’s business.
“I’ve seen it go from Stormi being a baby in meetings to slowly growing,” she said. Isn't she still a baby, though?
“One day, we’ll all be working for Stormi,” Megan added, which is a slightly terrifying prediction to make about a tiny child.
For Stormi’s 2nd birthday last year, Kylie released a Kylie Cosmetics collection in ‘collaboration’ with her daughter, so this isn't the three-year-old's first executive rodeo.
It’s Stormi Webster’s world, and we’re just living in it, I guess.
Written by Dani Leever, a writer and homosexual pop culture enthusiast. Find their words at @danileever or catch their gay DJ drag adventures at @djgaydad.
