Holy Fkn Sh*t: The Spice Girls Are Actually Going On Tour
We were teased and teased and teased and teased with rumours, false starts and Victoria Beckham being a stick in the mud, but it doesn't matter because the day is finally here.
THE F**KING SPICE GIRLS ARE ACTUALLY GOING ON TOUR.
The only catch is...five have become four, as Victoria (Posh) has opted to sit this one out. BUT THAT'S OKAY.
Mel B, Mel C, Geri and Emma (Scary, Sporty, Ginger and Baby) will be hitting six stadium dates across the UK, and they're bringing Jess Glynne along with them.
They announced the tour via a typically campy video on Instagram.
Posh has actually responded to the tour, saying that it's all love between her and the other ladies but it's just not the time for her.
"...being in the Spice Girls was a hugely important part of my life and I wish them so much love and fun as they go back on tour next year," she wrote.
"I know they will put on an amazing show and the fantastic fans past and present are going to have a wonderful time!"
She then ended the post with the hashtag '#friendshipneverends.' BLESS.
Naturally the Internet fkn lost it at the news, but no one more than Spice Girls superfan Adele, who posted this #tbt on her Instagram,
Now, unfortunately, there's no news of a tour anywhere else outside of the UK...yet. But Stereogum is reporting that there's a world tour to follow, so get the platform boots and Union Jack dresses out.
