Being a TV show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians (which is the final season on E!) is airing content from when they were filming months back - providing a strange but comical disconnect between the events of right now.
So while clips from KUWTK air of Scott simping hard over Kourtney (much to Kourtney’s utter indifference), in real time, we all know that she’s well and truly moved on with none other than Blink 182’s Travis Barker; creating the most unhinged yet incredible pairing of this year.
Our personal favourite was Scott Disick telling Kourtz that he’s “her priority”, while she sips a giant glass of wine, extremely indifferent and clearly unmoved.
A new clip from the final KUWTK season has aired, showing Kris Jenner gently-but-not-so-gently nudging Kourtney to settle down and “grow old” with Scott.
Holding a vintage photo of Kourtney and Scott, Kris says, “You guys look like you’re at prom”.
Kourtney grabs the photo, intending to post it online for a lol, when Kris hits her with some unsolicited mum advice. “Listen, there's nothing that I would love more than to see you live your life and grow old with someone and be happy and content and peaceful… and, it would always be so fabulous if it was the dad of your children, you know?”
Kourtney, who has absolutely mastered the “I will only pretend to listen so this conversation can end sooner” vibe, continues playing on her phone, completely unbothered by Kris’ statement. She then responds, extremely sarcastically, “Wouldn't that be a dream”.
In her KUWTK confessional, Kourtney later admits that she’s bothered by her family constantly pestering her about whether Scott and her will get back together. And when looking back on scenes like this, I get it.
“My whole family, for a couple years now, love to just bring up me and Scott getting back together,” Kourtney states in the interview. “It's frustrating because Scott and I have had our own private talks, but sometimes I just don't care to have it just be such a conversation all the time, so I'll just kind of brush it off in a nice way.”
I don’t know if Kourtney’s signature sarcasm, or blatant ignoring of Scott is altogether that “nice”, but I suppose I see her point. Watch the whole clip of Kourtney Kardashian and Kris Jenner discussing Scott Disick below.