Catch them loitering on the Flinders street steps, because Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are total goths, you guys! In case you didn’t know, the chaotic couple celebrated the 4th of July (apparently a thing in the US) by doing the most American thing of all: taking a trip to Disneyland! Take that, ya limey sailors.
Anyway, during their outing, Blink 182’s Travis Barker shared this flagrant vampirism to his Instagram stories. The audacity that they have!
I’m sorry, but these crazy kids are out of control. Is that a vampire filter that they are using? A metal chain necklace around Travis Barker’s neck? Can someone please remind this couple that Independence Day is not in fact Halloween? Honestly, this is exactly like the time my two best friends became goths in high school and just had to deal with the consequences.
To be fair, Kourtney seems to be taking to the lifestyle: last week, the Poosh founder posted a picture of herself on Instagram: lying in bed in silver fangs while channelling – I want to say, Trinity from The Matrix? – as she reads what appears to be a self-help book about trauma. Robert Smith? Is that you?
With apologies to the other contenders; we're calling it. This is the craziest, most subversive couple to have ever walked this earth. May God have mercy on their souls.
Written by Reena Gupta, a Melbourne-based writer for MTV Australia. Follow her on Twitter @purpletank.